It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.
– Wisdom of Confucius (via demo) Via Demofunny shit i heard all day LMFAO:D
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
You laugh because I’m different………..I laugh cause I just farted! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid. He who laughs last didn’t get it.After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.” If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key. It’s 11PM, do you know where your pants are? Whatever it is — I didn’t do it! then to top all of that off today in p.e my teacher was like leeann do you want me to wash your mouth out and i said the first thing that came to mind “I dont have any dish washing liquid sir” FML haha tht shit was the funniest omg i love my new school :D game on friday turkey tournament be there or be ☻
Mami you looking like I’m just another guyThat came to check you
That came to reck you
No disrespect but mami that’s correct cause… what’s in them jeans just got my mind hectic
I can see that your feeling my passionIs it cause I’m flashing (hmm)
Or is it this cash that’s just way to recklessOr is it this necklace
Wait let me interrupt myself with this smash you see.
I don’t wanna be loved I don’t wanna be loved I just wanna quickie
No bite marks, no scratches, and no hickies
If you can get with that, mami come get with me I don’t wanna be loved
I don’t wanna be loved I just wanna quick fixUp in your mix miss
Send me you wishlist I have you addicted So mami come with this
like always
“I started mii day off bad or with a attitude but i normaly get over it fast so i went to my new school durango hella black people i didnt know that many stayed in vegas but my day was pretty layed back. Missin my baby like always i need to go home just for a week i can’t wait to break ha its going to crack i guess. but i hate when people be mean its not even cool exspacally when you anit did shit to make them be mean to you. my show is on by the way and im bout to watch it so ill hit the tumblr up when i get the chance.”
The worst thing is holding on to someone who doesn’t want to be held on to.
– “Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it is better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.”About me
“To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.”
