funny shit i heard all day LMFAO:D
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
You laugh because I’m different………..I laugh cause I just farted! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid. He who laughs last didn’t get it.After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.” If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key. It’s 11PM, do you know where your pants are? Whatever it is — I didn’t do it! then to top all of that off today in p.e my teacher was like leeann do you want me to wash your mouth out and i said the first thing that came to mind “I dont have any dish washing liquid sir” FML haha tht shit was the funniest omg i love my new school :D game on friday turkey tournament be there or be ☻
Posted on Wednesday November 25th
About me
“To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.”
